I hope you choke on your "zen" bullshit.
I hope you drown in your own sweat during hot yoga.
I hope your hair catches on fire from your sandalwood incense.
I hope your “fair trade” items are infused with the sweat of small Asian children.**
I hope my “negative energy” erodes your “aura.”
I hope that you step on a tick and catch lime disease because you refuse to wear shoes.
I hope you become so malnourished from your “new age diet” that all of your hair and teeth fall out.
I hope the only “universal truth” you find is that no one gives a damn about your “beliefs” and opinions, so quit forcing them down our throats.